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about me...

Tall, dark and... enough said, a teenager who seeks revenge from a quixotic and conniving step step gold fish who ordered his death, killed his corp, razed his home had his homework defiled and slaughtered stuff that he hated, also the suffering from a coroboration of agonising reapprasail from governmental institutions off the state of timbak two and western austonisland. i have no rational thought pattern connected with it. this explains my unjustifiable behaviour towards hot dogs and females. i also often question why the sky is blue, and now know the answer, i heard about the theory about how millions and millions of little blue men live in little blue houses in this little blue world way up above our heads... and had little blue underwear since they only have blue detergent wash. the grass is therefore green in colour. how ingenious can that get? wow...

Favorite Music...

You make me siao cow, Kiss by a donkey, The Kedai Mama, The bum bum song, Let's dance you lame kid, the tissue song, the wet tissue song, the i'm stuck in a wet tissue song, the i'm stucvk in a wet tissue and i cannot get out song, if only, if if only

Favorite Books...
Book worm, bookIE, book you, book me, book everybody, book store, book stab, bookly, book key, book land, book up your arse, book with another book, book with table and chair, book alone, book tissue, book man, book lady, dutch book lady, bookbian, bookay

Favorite TV Shows...

punk'b, sponge dude with square panties, that 70's television box, live tonite with david lettuceman, WWF (world woman's fun), royal flush, the designer gays 2, life with roswell aliens and their pet doggies which are pottie trained, the alphabert soup

Favorite Movies...

The great toilet, The blue cheese, The titan ae, i know wad you did last summer night, julius and his scissors, the russian mopster, the guy with the golden gun and silver bullets, the great indoors from outdoors, badman, badman and dickhead, snoopy doo

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